Slap the Sausage
A term for masturbation
Slap the Sausage by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003
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morning sausage
(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
morning sausage by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007
Cat sausage
N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
Cat sausage by ASPCA April 7, 2013
Renegade Sausage
When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.
Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!
Renegade Sausage by Mark, Ian, & Mike October 7, 2009
chocolate sausage
(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
chocolate sausage by CHEW KOKARUNI June 22, 2011