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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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Netarded Rigger

Someone who's black, retarded, and fucking annoying.
(example, Tyronejaquaviontaviousmocrillonioustilloncycrillionshacrease Bartholomew-June)
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jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate
Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering
by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025
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The Down-Rigger

The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.
Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."

Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"

Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"
by Jerry Casper July 1, 2010
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Baked off my Roger!

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!
by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010
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hit that riggerman

v. To engage in the act of smoking cannabis.

i.e. "Smoking a bowl"
"After I wake up in the afternoon, I like to eat breakfast and hit that riggerman before I get my day started..."

"Hey bro, do you want to hit that riggerman before class real quick?"
by riggerman420 November 3, 2013
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matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
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