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Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.
"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."
by SlaughteringJihadists November 17, 2017
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Queef

Omg she queefed and it stinks
by P.dough December 6, 2021
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Queef

oh no! karl just queefed and called it her front fart!
by frontfartqueefer August 16, 2022
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commie queef

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017
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Kotal queef

When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef
Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could
by Mr bagnudadman May 28, 2021
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