purple homewrecker 

Slang for male genitailia

Micheal"NATE! PUT AWAY THAT PURPLE HOMEWRECKER!"

purple homewrecker by phomewreckord May 10, 2018

purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

purple giraffe by spodderman May 23, 2014

purple jesus 

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

purple jesus by DangerDave September 12, 2006

purple panda 

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

purple panda by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

Purple Onion 

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

Purple Onion by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

purple lips 

Hickey on the lips, what you get when you make out with nick marfing from parade the day.

woah you have really bad purple lips
yea i went to a parade the day show last night... saw nick

purple lips by anonymous**** June 14, 2008

purple monkey dishwasher 

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".

"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."

purple monkey dishwasher by Overheal June 7, 2009