Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot

by Thirstymango September 10, 2022

Ghost pooper

Someone who has to poop in a public restroom, but they are embarrassed so they sit silently in their stall until you leave.

Every time I use the bathroom at work there's a ghost pooper in the handicap stall.

by FreshCiggy September 14, 2022

Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

bigby poober

a little cryopod with thrusters that goes WEEEEE

board the bigby poober, we are getting out of here

by grockmaster November 8, 2022

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023

Luigi Poker

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.

I played Luigi Poker until 3 AM last night.
You still play Luigi Poker?

by CreatorJo January 17, 2023