polyGAMEorous

When your boyfriend wants to play video games an alarming amount whilst maintaining a heterosexual relationship on the side.

I identify as polyGAMEorous. I love my girlfriend almost as much as I love ufc 5.

by Missyrump January 1, 2024

Polyjamerous

Some one who enjoys a wide verity in music genres. If you were ridding in the car with this person, it would go from metal, to rap, to pop, back to rap, then to classical, then somthing you're not even sure qualifies as music.

"My music taste is all over the place."
"That's cool. I'm also polyjamerous."

"I like metal, rap, classical, jazz, and pop."
"Your polyjamerous. "

"Whats your favorite kind of music?"
"Oh I can't pick just one. I'm polyjamerous. "

by Apocalypse Sue January 2, 2024

polygonal tits

Something that can be seen in the old school tomb raider games

Wow look at Lara Crofts polygonal tits! They're Massive

by DudeManMcCool January 8, 2024

Polymeramory

The practice of engaging in multiple romantic (and typically sexual) relationships with robots.

He is Polymeramorous and engaging in Polymeramory with multiple robots.

by LAPM January 21, 2024

Polyamory

Warning: This thing requires a lot of copium to work.(To be honest, it never works.)

So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.

Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.

Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.

There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.

Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.

Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.

Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!

Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.

Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!

Romeo: You sound like an idiot.

Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!

by Some Guy in the Tavern January 27, 2024

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

polydipperous

Someone who uses multiple sauces to dip their food in.

I’m polydipperous with my lunch today, I got 4 different sauces for my chicken tenders.

by Dipgirl November 26, 2023