Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy

“Un like you I…”
“Pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023

daddy long pipe

It is another word for a male penis , explaining that it is long and girls who usually recieve it call him "daddy"

"Girl you not even ready for this daddy long pipe" , "My niggah she can really get the daddy long pipe"

by KammyTheGreat September 20, 2017

Pipe her out

When you fuck a girl pussy so hard and deep

So I'm gonna pipe her out deep tonight. Dont get mad it ain't like she not been piped out before by alot of guys.

by Traceboy October 13, 2022

Shite Pipe Train

The act of multiple Gay men haveing anal sex in a line.

My arse is red raw after that shite pipe train

by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021