Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.

My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.

by Gloofa February 2, 2009

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007

pants around ankles

Very vulnerable.

pants around ankles

Our pants are basically around our ankles until they arrive
Yea dude, that's a pile of money they are carrying

by gotchya05 November 19, 2015

Pukey Pants

A person who drank way too much then puked either on themselves, on their stuff, on other people, or on other people's stuff.

"Hey did you have fun at Saugeen this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I puked all over Jess and Ashley's room"
"Bahaha Pukey Pants!"

by Nairnsy27 February 9, 2006

nondenominational pants

being whipped

ashley wears the nondenominational pants

by David and Mash January 19, 2009

Peter Pants

Pants worn so tight that you look like Peter Pan. Commonly worn by Hipsters.

If you wear peter pants, have a shitty haircut, and ride a fixed gear bike...you might be a hipster!

by Robot Print February 14, 2009