Yogurt pants

Yoga pants when worm by someone obviously too obese to be doing any yoga.

what is that she's wearing?

Yogurt pants dude.

by Chiznicken December 14, 2017

Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.

1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"

by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010

Doggy Pants

Close friend, usually used when trying to convince someone to do something.

Come on doggy pants, lets go shopping.

by GammaTheta06 June 30, 2009

pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public

Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

by Rodolphe May 19, 2005

Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

by Dabz December 9, 2008

Naked-Pants

1. An imaginary, yet very real pair of pants that are primarily worn under all other sets off pants.

2. A technicallity of not being naked.

3. The clothing highly favored by furries.

4. Another term for being pantsless.

No, I'm not naked...I'm wearing my Naked-Pants.

by Fobia0012 April 25, 2008