cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.
"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"
by scodder May 09, 2010
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Oh pants!

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.
Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!
by Loo. April 21, 2009
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Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
by Rodolphe May 17, 2005
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Sad Pants

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint August 13, 2015
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pants week

the week when a woman is on her period; also to be used
in lieu of telling someone you are on your period in public
Man: Hey you want to get it on
Woman: No, it's pants week

Girl 1: Hey you should try this dress on it's really cute
Girl 2: I really don't feel like it, it's pants week
Girl 1: Well let go get some chocolate than
by Boo sparks May 04, 2011
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Doggy Pants

Close friend, usually used when trying to convince someone to do something.
by GammaTheta06 June 30, 2009
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Superman pants

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.
Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"
Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"
Foreman: "Phone box?"
Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"
by Dabz January 23, 2007
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