number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

number 16

it’s where you forcefully shit your pants until your butt plug falls out onto the ground and then you lick the plug clean until you throw up or cum on your bed.

“*screams*, daddy i shat myself and came at the same time!” cries joe
all because of the number 16.

by poogina666 November 17, 2020

numbere

Where Anika gives me her number without making me feel illiterate.

Give me your numbere Anika.

by Shitballs0319 November 19, 2020

number 1 lee know stan

number 1 lee know stan is @hyunjiin._ on tiktok🤬

Person 1: I'm the number 1 lee know stan !
Person 2: No, I am!

Person 3: No, yall are wrong its hyunjiin._

by wowskz December 27, 2020

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021