Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED

Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too

by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021

Numberatize

Like alphabetized order, but with numbers.

"Johnny, please numberatize these numbers."

by jostennnn April 6, 2021

Numberatize

Like alphabetized, but with numbers.

"Johnny, numberatize these numbers."

by jostennnn April 6, 2021

Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.

EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.

by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021

.number1her0

They're a REALLY famous tiktoker 👩🏼 🦲‼️

Hey have you heard of .number1her0 ?
LMAOOOO NO BOZO 😹😹😹

by Kurapika.Worshiper June 12, 2021

.number1hero

Someone im jelous for. Anyways. AMAZING PERSON. VERY FUNNY. I WANNA MURDER- SO COOL 🤩🤩🤩 YESSS

Have u heard of .number1hero?

No ca i havent
Well they are an awesome tik toker and are soooo funny 😦

by gh0stdeku June 13, 2021