Penis Moment

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"

by whenthewhenthe April 28, 2021

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Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 08, 2018

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A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 07, 2015

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When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.

“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”

by ?cupp¿ February 12, 2023

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when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

by dassfd April 13, 2011

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The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014

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After sticking a penis out of the anus and putting it in your partners mouth

"her breath smells bad"
"yeah she got brownie penis last night"

by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020

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