Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Skank Muffin

Muffin topped anal prolapse of a slut

My sister has skank muffin, it smells terrible

by Harambe's Revenge September 13, 2016

squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011

Stud muffin

A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.

Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 27, 2018

Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021

pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.

Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.

by FEUJsz January 4, 2016