Green Monster

When a man has a runny nose, and he uses his own mucus as a lubricant for intercourse.

Yeah so I had a cold last night, so I attempted a Green Monster, only it just grossed her out and she kicked me out of her house. naked.

by SnotRocket August 7, 2012

sock monster

The sock monster is a mythical creature found prodominatly in Barrhaven Ontario but has since spread through to Canada's universities. When someone is passed out from a long night of drinking, the sock monster sneaks up on them, ever so quietly, and bites the tips off of their socks, leaving their toes to dangle. No one has ever seen or heard a sock monster in action, or know the where-abouts to their habbit but what is known is that the aftermath of the persons socks is quite a hilarious sight.

Damn man, Beaver just got bit by the sock monster. hahahaha

by Tommy Marshall November 22, 2006

Swamp Monster

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackish variety.

Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster

by S-Chow September 10, 2008

Little Monsters

(1) A popular comic book published by Gold Key Comics in 1964.
(2) A 1989 comedy that starred Fred Savage, Daniel Stern & Howie Mandel.
(3) A slang term that discribes unruly,bratty little children.

I went out to a real nice resturant to celebrate a friend's birhday the other night but a family came in with thier unruly little monsters & ruined was a special occasion for me,my family & my friends

by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

pink monster

1) the male genitalia, usually used to describe a large penis.

I proceeded to insert the pink monster into her vagina.

by RAS July 6, 2004

vegetable monster

the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monster on sesame street

nooo! not the vegetable monster!!!

by Condition_Red_PoE July 27, 2006

gila monster

A person whose language is toxic; A person known for spouting fallacies he renowns to be true. See also Bullshit Artist

Oh, no...here comes Robert. "who" You know, the Gila Monster

by Foxxy Rexxy February 20, 2008