His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.
by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020
Get the Mother Packed Suitcasemug. A style of hitting an opponent where you bring your elbow to chest level and your hand to eye level while brining all of your finger tips(including the thumb) together facing foward. When you strike your opponent you keep your elbow in place while striking your hand strongly towards your target. If you have done this properly your hand and arm should look like a crane.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.
Although this is not a practical fighting method, and is not recomended if you want to win a fight.
Kid 1: (Strikes Kid 2 with the Mother Fuckin' Crane method)
Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?
Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!
Kid 2: OW! What the hell was that?
Kid 1: It's the Mother Fuckin' Crane Bitch!
by Shortbusian1 September 3, 2010
Get the Mother Fuckin' Cranemug. Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.
Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.
by Aneefa June 5, 2016
Get the Not Your Mother's Beavermug. by IduckingH8U November 24, 2018
Get the Sweet mother of shitmug. A person who doesn't leave any holes on the surface of the earth unviolated. It involves fucking animal burrows, golf holes, borewells, wells, trenches, sinkholes, tunnels, graves and the like. Its origins can be traced back to the traditional glory holes. The participants wanted to feel one with nature. Erect their edifice into the ground, literally planting their seeds. A sub kink of this likes a BDSMeque twist where tree trunks are fair target for there perverse desires. Many a woodpecker nests have been flooded in such a manner. The practice is usually followed during the rains, when mother earth is adequately lubed to be penetrated.
_Jack is such a mother earth fucker, he goes to a golf course and thinks it's an orgy._
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
_A Mother earth fucker died as he got sucked inside a quicksand while trying to fuck it_
by Shaadinipples August 30, 2021
Get the Mother Earth Fuckermug. When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011
Get the Mother-in-law's Contracturemug. Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________
by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010
Get the so's ure mother !mug.