your mom

two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.

gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!

gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!

gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!

gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

by The Random guy April 25, 2006

Your Mom!

A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.

Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)

by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004

offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly

Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."

by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009

mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.

X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^

by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011

Mom Hopper

Mid 20's douchebag who sleeps with local milfs. You will find him near elementary schools and play grounds prowling on milfs to hit on in hopes of sleeping with them in the near future.

"Hey dude have you seen Erik lately?"
"Nah, man, he's been acting weird lately. I think he's a mom hopper now" mom hopper milf douchebag Erik

by Casual_salsa April 4, 2016

ya moms

Ya MOMS can be an answer for any place you go. Where you at? Where you going?

Where are yall going to eat? Ya MOMS

Where are we meeting at tonight? Ya MOMS

by JWin502 November 10, 2018

Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

by theman9000 August 17, 2018