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lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.
-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.
by valet6969 October 9, 2011
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Tick a lock

Slang

When used to address others, roughly equivalent to "shut your mouth."

In self-reference, the phrase takes on the connotation of withholding a secret or some other information, i.e. "My lips are sealed".

Dated phrase referencing back to the keyholes mounted on metal plates below doorknobs, the locking of which would resound with a reaffirming 'tick'.
"Fuck you," Landsman concludes. "And fuck Jesus, too, he was a pussy."
"Tick a Lock, Landsman," Cashdollar says softly, miming the twist of a key in the hole of his mouth.
by flooovde July 6, 2009
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Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
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lock

That round of poker was a lock.
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Locked out

To become indecisive and socially awkward; panicky. To become "locked out" of one's head.
"I felt bad for Jenny the other day. She was locked out (of her car) for two hours."

"Sorry I missed the profoundly deep conversation you guys were having. I was locked out (of the house) all night!"
by ispeaktobirds February 25, 2013
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lockdown

Not being able to crap for long periods of time.
Oh poor jerry he's been on lockdown for a week.
by anonymous!!poop September 10, 2010
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gimbal lock

a signature move of graphics programmers where the lock your nuts with the back of their knee.

say that the nuts form a right triangle ABC with the back of the programmer's knee, with angle ACB=90°. Consider angle BAC. tan(BAC) = BC/AC, but BAC is less than 90°. To increase the painfulness, the programmer can make angle BAC closer and closer to 90 degrees by increasing the length of BC, therefore squeezing the nuts more and more. But as we keep doing this, AC stays the same so the ratio BC/AC gets infinitely large, as does the pain in the nuts. So tan(90°) has no geometric meaning. Two legs of the programmer become infinitely long and never meet one another.
damn son, that kid put the nasty gimbal lock on me at the E3 hotel party
by YONDA July 11, 2006
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