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Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
by Network Dawg February 12, 2008
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Bud Light Lime

n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by homosexuals

n. Shep's favorite insult
C: Hi.
JS: Bud light lime is for homosexuals.
C: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyke).
by Leen Mean January 8, 2009
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travel light

To go from place to place without any contraband on one's person or in one's car.
Dude, leave that sac at home, we need to be travellin' light to the police station.

Travelin' light....it's the only way to fly.-Widespread Panic
by Subeej April 1, 2003
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Hohenheim of Light

A sentient being who once walked the Earth lighting up the middle path on his way. The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim is Max Lim. He currently resides in the Dannemora Province, a secluded area on Earth-911 where it is possible for him to concentrate on his thoughts and not get distracted from worldly sufferings such as Dota.
Words of Hohenheim of Light:

"May the light be shined wherever the preachers may go"

"If one goes 'naaaa', one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

"If one does not accept the above quote, one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

Max Lim quotes:

"May the light of Hohenheim always be with you"

"If you with to see the sun, you must believe in Hohenheim and make offerings of sunflowers to him in the evening with incence"

"If one wishes to become a devout Hohenheimist, one must always start from the footsteps of the current preacher"
by Hohenheim of Light January 31, 2010
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dope light

"Hey dood, turn on the dope light so i can clean this out better."
by Daniel J thompson April 8, 2006
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Bud light

A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit
Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light

Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?
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Close the Light

When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
by 48967927634mvyeriyt September 7, 2009
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