"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."
by YT nigga August 09, 2009
by TakethatL January 25, 2017
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know April 09, 2018
random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS March 26, 2018
Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np
by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019
When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
by Aby Mandy September 13, 2017
by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021