keys

Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.

by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019

Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed

*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025

scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.

what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!

by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

The v key

The key in your high school chrombooks that is always missing

Every keyboard in your high school is missing the v key

by Yourmoms’x May 21, 2021

Key

An amazing person with a great personality, he's kind- hearted, polite and very amazing and charming, he also has many great friends, where some suck.

OMG KEY IS A GREAT GUY WOW

by Key x Rush January 20, 2021