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dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.
by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008
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John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"
"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"
by H0t J0n June 26, 2008
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Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.
"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013
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futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.
Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
by Dubya14 November 25, 2013
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John Aron

John Aron is the best kind of person which is consisting of John and Aron
Fuck John Aron is so hot
by jabuvarp July 21, 2019
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john derick

John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
"Oh he's funny, his name must be John Derick"
by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
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John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day
Damn look it's John Bermo
by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019
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