spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Acting "Jacki and Cari"

If someone acts crazy, odd or simply unpredictable, one acts Jacki and Cari.

Julia: Oh look at them! They're acting crazy !!
Horst: Yeah, totally acting "Jacki and Cari".

by cacky9000 December 3, 2017

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell May 26, 2018

Flap’jacking

Someone that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

They are always flap’jacking everything

by dizybits May 30, 2018

A Jackie

A guy who will concede and do anything for a woman. He is a door mat. He will spend enormous amounts of money just to keep her in his life. Although the woman is often spoiled and bratty he continues to shower her with anything she asks for.

kyle: hey have you seen mike lately??

anthony: no last I heard he was taking cheryl to buy a new car...

kyle: what!! they've only been dating a couple months..

anthony: bro she treats him like crap but I guess the sex is so good that its turning him into a jackie.

by YoungSiimba June 1, 2018