jacob welch

The biggest male whore alive, he cheats, lies, and fucks any female fuckable...Dead Fuck!

Jacob Welch fucks women and dumps them like a bad habit, and runs back home to his wife.

by PerfectNot March 17, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is, near the beginning of meeting new people, a little shy. Once a Jacob gets to know you, they become a little bit more comfortable. Jacobs are handsome, nice, smart, and great in bed! They like to makes jokes with their friends and love to socialize with them. Sometimes, a Jacob might have a crush but won’t say anything about it. Jacobs normally feel better if the female admits to liking said Jacob. It’s more likely to be in a relationship with a Jacob if you were the one that said how you feel to the Jacob. One special characteristic of a Jacob is that they always have huge penis’. Jacobs should never be put with a Nicholas, they might be friends but expect them to argue a lot.

Jacob: *thinks* (oh man I really like that girl over there)

Girl: *thinks* (oh man I really like that Jacob over there) hey Jacob...

Jacob: yeah?

Girl: wanna go out?

Jacob: yeah! Sure!

by GodOfDefinitions420 March 15, 2019

Jacob

A kind person who is fun to hang out with and is brave, he will take a dare from s friend. Overall a loving person, he will be made fun of for things but he let's it go. He doesn't listen all the time and he wont back down from most things. He gets mad easily and let's everybody know by yelling.

Jacob: THIS IS SO HARD!!
Teacher: can you be quite.
Person: I dare you to ignore her.
Jacob: bet!

by JohhnyPapi October 24, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is someone who gets all the girls with his sexy eyes and his handsome looks. He always cares about you, and any girl would be so lucky to have him.

“I wish I was with Jacob and handsome looks.”

by She cares October 8, 2018

Jacob

A fucking CuntBitchDickForBrains who should just kill himself. His dick is less than 1mm and when he get hard it goes in his skin. He will die a virgin and will never have anyone care or feel some good way about him. He will be forgotten

Innocent person: Oh fuck Jacob just looked at me.

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

jacob copley

A very funny guy who will make you laugh. He's short and disappoints tall girls with his shortness. Other then that he is loyal and cute. He has blonde highlights in his hair and dimples when he smiles which means he is nice and kind hearted.

I'd date Jacob Copley if he weren't so short ;)

by Mrs. Bieberr December 3, 2013

jacob west

The most handsome, charming, and brave man a woman could meet in her life. He is in love with all sports, loves cooking, and spending time with kids. His favorite animal is a dog; breed, Husky. He enjoys listening to what someone has to say whether it's happy or sad. All around, he's a good guy.

"Jacob West is one of the best men I could've ever met in my life. I'm so grateful for him."

by DaddyBiggerDick December 4, 2016