jack slap

To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.

I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.

by Fes October 9, 2003

Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.

Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*

by Jemy May 31, 2009

Jack Move

To steal something from someone.

I pulled a jack move on his ass.

by M3rmaidprncs March 10, 2005

Jack Bauer

1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.

1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."

by skeezpimp March 1, 2005

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapper jack

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.

"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"

by Brandaminator February 1, 2007

ear jacking

to listen in on somebody's conversation; to overhear;

i was ear jacking in on my mom's conversation to hear what i was going to get for Christmas.

by Tyler Russell and Chris McCann December 16, 2008