Italian-American 

Pronunciation: It-Al-Ion A-Mare-Ikan (noun)

An American person of Italian ethnicity and who usually has a good city job that they got because they are politically connected.

"I can't be a fireman, because I am not an Irish-American or Italian-American."

Italian-American by Jimmy Dick Wang August 24, 2008

italian 

Football fanatic, sexist, homophobic, racist, nationalist, individualistic, etcetera.
But best cooking in the world.

...I'm not racist! I know my compatriots..

I'm italian, I don't care if the Parlament sucks, football is the most important thing in the universe... ever!!!

italian by Icantfindapseudonym November 26, 2013

The Italian Houdini 

Picking up a girl in a bar using smooth Italian lines and charisma. Then you take her to a motel and make her pay half the hotel bill. Fucking her, and the blowing a load in her face after she gives you a blow job. Then, when she's in the bathroom, you grab your bottle of booze. Say you're going to get cigarettes and then vanish! Never to be seen again. Also called the Blow N Go!

"Hey bro! I met this hot chick last night and pulled The Italian Houdini!"

"Now way dude! That's badass!

The Italian Houdini by V Pak A.K.A Val Pak June 26, 2009

Italian Isolationist 

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

Italian Isolationist by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

italian job 

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

italian job by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Italian banker

Fucking Doggie Style with the penetrator standing on his feet, knees bent, not kneeling. Common in anal sex. Requires that the penetrator be more athletic. Also the Reverse Italian Banker is wnen then penetrator is facing opposite the doggie sytle, however this position requires the person being fucked to have their knees next to the ears while laying on their back.

She was asking for a special deposit, so I did the Italian Banker on her ass before before giving her a creampie.

Italian banker by wantinwnc October 26, 2007

fake italian 

partly from their own egoless, view of the world. Basically an italian who is origionally from Greece or Turkey.

There is no such thing as a fake Italian, just fake people.

fake italian by christi May 18, 2004