Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022

Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.

My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.

by Werdar October 21, 2017

Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

burst your pipe

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

by Queenofemall April 27, 2015

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023

Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.

"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

by ShitholeCountry68 January 19, 2018