goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.

john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face”

by gooner692607 May 15, 2025

flicker gooning

To goon while repeatedly flicking the tip with 3 of your fingers extremely fast.

"Hey Thomas, what have you been doing?"

"I've been flicker gooning, but it's hard to do it for more than 7 seconds!"

by freakdrea95 May 23, 2024

buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night

“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”

by KgasK November 14, 2023

Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.

Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"

by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025

Flicker Goon

To goon at such high speeds for a short period of time. Before stopping, and starting again.

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds straight, did it last week!

by moneysing May 27, 2024

Goon bait

Content or art aimed at sexually arousing the audience to trigger a response.

Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.

by Aquarius1930 April 24, 2025