crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

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goblin

A venomous left-leaning female Internet troll.

Usually trolls in a self-righteous, hysterical tone, pretending to act in favor of Women's Rights but only has egotistical concerns.

Shit Reddit Says is 4chan for goblins.

by TrueWomensRIghtsActivist October 4, 2015

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Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.

Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.

by the marker box April 3, 2019

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Goblin

An affectionate term, often used to a girl who is attractive, yet short and a bit weird.

Megan? Oh, you mean Goblin.

Oh my god, did you see her dancing? Haha, such a little Goblin.

by Enwhytee December 25, 2016

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cart goblin

(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

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Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

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