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Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
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Girlfriend

"He's probably cheating on me" thought the girlfriend.
by Me bois March 22, 2021
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Girlfriend

Something you may not have if your here.
Todd;whats a girlfriend?

Mike; something you dont have😔
by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022
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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night
by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021
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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
by God_is_I May 19, 2024
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Amber's girlfriend

Will have dye their hair. Usually kind and outgoing. They love drawing and vibing.
I love vibing with Amber's girlfriend
by Kenzie52 December 31, 2020
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brennan’s girlfriend

she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
wowwww look at brennan’s girlfriend she’s soo hawtttt !!!
by lavagirlllll March 6, 2020
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