German

Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room

She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room

by John my hopkins November 10, 2021

German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.

Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

German

A man who is rather into men then women

Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend

by pichuman420 September 16, 2021