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hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019
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Pickin' from the kid's menu

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.
"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"
by Gay Towers May 21, 2010
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Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.
Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.
by Matthew July 15, 2003
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Tim From Guitar Club

Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)
Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh
by Bruh,Yankee January 23, 2021
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Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
by Hydiin November 12, 2014
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jim from neighbours island

The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.

This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.
Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.
by drzygote June 22, 2007
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