That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.
"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"
by Slutnboots May 27, 2019
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by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021
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by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009
Get the Free the Beaver mug.When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
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by southwalessniper December 5, 2009
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by greyshark7 March 14, 2007
Get the free running mug.Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.
Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?
Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.
Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.
by LoneCrane November 4, 2007
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