The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

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sheep farmer

jordan roy lol

I'm such a Jordan

basically a sheep farmer

by alvpuracomedia January 22, 2020

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Farser • farserious • sam_farser • fraser • farmers • farse • farter • farmers tan • farker • farmer snort

cherry farmer

A person who exclusively goes after having sex with virgins.

Did you see those 3 girls leave your roommates room last night? He's such a cherry farmer.

by A Reem of Shit May 3, 2020

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Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

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