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Fuck me boots 

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
Fuck me boots by Vinylist January 19, 2014
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fuck it we ball

when you’re tired of life being shitty so you just stop giving a shit
Kevin: Yo you wanna go do some stupid shit
Mark: I mean life has been shit lately so “fuck it we ball
fuck it we ball by KnotKt March 8, 2021

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.
Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

Fuck Buddha 

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer
Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.
Fuck Buddha by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

fuck joe biden 

fuck joe biden AKA a candidate that smells little kids, doesn't know how to speak, cheated the election, supports to defund the police, wants to take away our 2nd amendment, increase our taxes, China supporter, and will increase our gas prices and opposes fracking. He's also equipped with the worst vice president that is a Karen, a liar, and pressure kids to have 3 more hours of school.
"Man fuck joe biden, since cops paychecks got cut off, a lot of cops quit and found a better career. Now I'm on the waiting list with the emergency services since my house got burglarized and I can't defend myself since joe biden took my weapons away."

"How did joe biden won? I seen all of trump's rallies that are super huge and hyped up. While no one went to joe biden rallies. I also seen so many Trump apparels in the public than joe biden apparel. Very interesting how joe biden won..."

"Mom I don't wanna go back to school! I wish we had 7 hours of school like before! 10 hours is way too long!"

"Man I regret voting for joe biden, my car use to be $20 to fill up gas, now its $60!"