crackhead energy

Portia Muehlbauer

Have you hung out with Portia alone? Dude, she may seem cool and professional around groups of people, but she's crazy, she has such crackhead energy.

by polyglot-wannabe April 26, 2020

decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)

your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you

by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion

When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong

by TTT&VL March 5, 2024

Involvement Energy

Involvement energy.
It's everything about nice guys that produce red flags in new relations.
Is the last messages in a convo.
Asks personal yet benign questions. (What time zone you from?)
Antiquated neighborly behaviors. (I made too much food. Would you like some?)

They're involvement energy gives me the ew.

by TSOShadow May 28, 2025

Big Dick Energy

A walking green flag of a male specimen. Not only does his dick print show in all types of pants, but he radiates a confidence that commands attention in a humble, yet graceful fashion. He likely slays pussy, but does not kiss and tell. Positive and funny, but powerful and serious. Likely successful in what they are passionate in with a good sense of style. This is a true alpha male in a non-toxic way.

*Mark holds the door open for Lola and Denise and smiles*

Lola: Ugh! Mark has such big dick energy and I want to have his baby!

Denise: Yasss queen! It’s the quiet ones that lay the best pipe. It will change your life.

by Ah-Ha B.C. April 16, 2024

Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.

Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.

by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022