egg and cress

means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!

Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.

I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!

by Myphatarz April 09, 2005

egg-noggin

meaning a woman on her period

sorry love,we cant fuck tonight,i'm egg-noggin

by bossmanhugo January 02, 2005

bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

by Kazman December 21, 2004

Horse Egg

A person that does or says stupid things. A situation that is really stupid or extremely obvious.

ex. OMG it's hot as hell today.....Duh it's 90 degrees you horse egg!

by Lisa and Jadey baby June 29, 2010

egg nishner

Aus. Slang: Air Conditioner; A/C

"Hey bloke you got that egg nisher goin'?"
"Sure got it yesterday arvo."

by Matthew Pleban May 18, 2005

scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz February 28, 2006

egg tea

Egg Tea

Makes 1 Serving

1 tsp. loose leaf black tea or 1 black tea bag
1 cup water
1 egg or 1 egg yolk
Sugar to taste

Boil water. Add the tea leaves/tea bag to the water and let it steep for 5 minutes. While the tea is steeping, place the raw egg/egg yolk and sugar in the bottom of a teacup. Mix until frothy. Strain the tea leaves or remove the tea bags from the tea mixture. Slowly pour the prepared hot tea into the teacup with the egg mixture, stirring constantly. Serve.

Drinking tea may lower cholesterol, as long as it's black tea, and not, like, egg tea or lard tea. Stay away from those two;

by Tony Graham September 02, 2005