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Ryan Earnheart

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.
by Jesse Paradise Stone May 29, 2020
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Garbitched Earth

Planet-Trash made from Humankind
2081, solar eclipse ..Stay now on a little Colony on Mars, and yes from this View the broken x-rayed old garbitched Earth without Atmosphere covers the Sun perfect
by ClintBronson June 2, 2020
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Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.
Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.
by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021
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Dinosaur Earth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!
by hello I am someone October 28, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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Oppy earth

What's the best server in the world oppy earth
by Jerryofficial November 24, 2021
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