Violently Drunk

To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.

P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"

by Dunkysplunk May 19, 2023

drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

Trevor Drunk

The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.

At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.

by Leoabs April 20, 2023

drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"

by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017

Hemingway-drunk

A state of being so intoxicated the imbiber could reasonably be compared to Ernest Hemingway.

A long, difficult work week will invariably result in Mike getting Hemingway-drunk.

by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016

drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 18, 2022