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Donuts

Order me donuts dimbo
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Roadside donut

When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.
I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?
by thatdarndispatcher November 5, 2023
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Sour Cream Donut

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"
by Upa popo July 19, 2017
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Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!
by Dubtrow November 3, 2020
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donut template

Typically used as an insult:
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. I hate movies starring Adam Sandler, he is such a donut template.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
by Terminus Est July 15, 2017
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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