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Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach
Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪
by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021
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Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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davey donut

davey donut is a term used for a person who speeds in their car while listening to lana del ray. davey donuts are especially keen to pop its. you can usually find a davey donut drawing an among us character OR calling mollie bobby brown to report the nearest gay. One way you can spot a davey donut is by talking about Trina Vega OR listening to Chicago by Trina Vega. They will come right up. You can also find a davey donut in Robloxs Da Hood, flamethrowing Emos. Davey Donuts are great people and you should always have one in your life.
Is that a davey donut blasting Lana Del Ray while burning a emo?
by sisterianlol October 6, 2021
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Donuting

When you make a hole in someone's body through cutting and/or slicing.
Serial Killers love donuting people.
by SomeoneWhoGetsRickrolledByRoco October 12, 2021
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Sicilian Donut

When a guy wants to get laid with a hot girl and the friend of the guy takes one for the team by fucking the fat friend of the hot girl
That was my hardest sicilian donut in a long time, you own me one next time
by Hidododo October 29, 2021
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The Donut Shoppe

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.
Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”
by Matthew Succomati August 25, 2021
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