by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Not my cup of teamug. A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.
Variations:
If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".
If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.
by Lazerz4eyez February 6, 2013
Get the Turkish Tea Cupmug. Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
by Dode May 25, 2009
Get the Morning Cup of Teamug. Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
by 403forbidden January 23, 2015
Get the magic cup holdermug. "You want some coffe or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"
by Kreasj November 20, 2011
Get the Sorry, last cupmug. The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.
The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.
Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.
Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."
Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"
Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."
Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"
Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"
Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."
Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"
Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
by cemantix March 11, 2014
Get the furry tea cupmug. by xX_demon_Xx January 17, 2022
Get the Suction cup pussymug.