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come to bed eyes

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.
Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".
by smalltits June 16, 2012
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Sit-down comedian

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.
by guyomalley February 27, 2011
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come threw (;

To request something in forceful urgent manner
Aye sexy boo come threw (;
by jojo77 January 2, 2013
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Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
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It is a form of 360 ooga booga used to expression the pronunciation of Jeb.
Yo guess what I just landed a 360 ooga booga on Yens
No it’s Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb
by TheGamingScientist27 December 1, 2020
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Matt Cohen

One of the hottest guys my eyes were ever blessed with seeing. Next to his hypnotizing eyes and strong bone structured face, he has a GREAT body to go along with it. Known for playing as Aiden, the jock with a heart, on The-N's South of Nowhere
Matt Cohen should definitely give me a call. I would suck his dick so hard the sheets would be riding up his ass.
by Sucks Dick April 19, 2007
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coheed and cambria

A totally awesome emo band with a kickass singer leading the way.... hell ya!
Any band that can say "Coo coo ca choo" in a song and pull it off is amazing!
by Scott Hubbard December 10, 2003
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