chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V March 11, 2016

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Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.

That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!

by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022

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girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

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Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.

" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."

by spmcd February 15, 2019

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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 23, 2011

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