pat-a-cake

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.

"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."

by FrickDisease May 13, 2022

Cake Rape

Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.

He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.

by B. Snooks July 4, 2017

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is like a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza.

Hey Louie have you had a pizza cake before? It's so good

by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019

Cake Farce

When an individual claims to have perfectly executed a cake fart, but is fully aware that the asshole did not come into contact with the frosting

Anna: Did you see that!? I totally pulled it off! I did a cake fart!
Ricky: Wait, there isn't any frosting on your ass....
Anna: .......
Ricky: It was a cake farce, wasn't it?
Anna: Yeah.....it was....

by AdvancedGameBoy August 19, 2015

Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

by FruitLeg January 29, 2020

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020