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the bread batch 

A Instagram page that is obsessed with the mma fighter Dillon Danis
The bread batch is obsessed with Dillon Danis
the bread batch by CjShoestore December 8, 2020

wonder bread 

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella
She's white like wonder bread!
wonder bread by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts
She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

wet bread 

when the skin and fat in the tricep region has separated from the bone; usually cooler than the surrounding tissue; also known as "hi-bye syndrome"
When I hugged Gramma, I was startled by the temperature of her wet bread.
wet bread by Centerline Lab May 7, 2003

Crazy Bread 

Back when I was a kid, twisty bread was known as "Crazy Bread". The bread is so crazy, you don't know when it's going to twist and turn. Oh yeah, it tastes crazy good too. Delete twisty bread for your vocab. It is known as crazy bread from now on...
Order two large pepperonis, and get a side of crazy bread!

Amish friendship bread 

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"