The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with
Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?
Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend
Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
Andrea: Are you dating?
Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend
Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?
by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016
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Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
Get the Decoy Boyfriend mug.He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017
Get the ex boyfriend mug.A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.
My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.
by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017
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Woman: I ran into Roger today..
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Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
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Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
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by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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by KikiRulz November 5, 2017
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