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boreday

when you have a boring birth day
bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw your face

out of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday

out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly
by watchlover June 20, 2015
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Boredom fuck

Someone you have sex with when you're really bored.
I had the best boredom fuck with Amy last night.
by Portwine55 November 4, 2015
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boredsterbating

When one passes the time of being bored through masturbation.
Human 1: "I'm so fucking bored."
Human 2 : "Why don't you go boredsterbate?

"Is Timmy in his room boredsterbating again?"
by UberGhostBob June 23, 2016
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Boredick

When the guy you're texting is dry but you still want or need his dick.
Every girl gets boredick from him.
by Babygirl Johnson July 27, 2016
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boredate

-also known as boredation-
type of masturbation
"yo i'm going to go boredate"
"man i love boredating"
by lmaoyesthis-isaword December 16, 2017
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boredologist

Scientist who are masters of killing time and good at not getting caught doing these activities. Boredologist come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. From high school kids in the middle of class to real scientist bored with monotony of day to day work.

Finding new ways to combat boredom.
The boredologist set his text book as a shield his work. He set up a miniture drivers ed course and placed the tiniest car at the start.
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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Boredomness

Boredomness is a killer. It almost killed at the beach party
by emmahnyra March 3, 2018
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