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Bellagio Slot Machine 

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.

Bell Creek Academy 

Bell Creek Academy is full of dumbasses but that is kind of the beauty of it. Bell Creek will hold some of my greatest memories and good times. Even though bca will do stupid shit like letting the kid that made a school shooter threat or getting rid of Mr.Hammil its not about the school its self but the people you meet there, and that will determine how well your stay is.
kid:Are you staying at Bell Creek Academy for highschool?
kid2:No im going to Riverview

kid:Fuck you kid, you're adopted

John Bell 

As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.
John Bell crushed the encore in Chicago with Gradle, All Time Low, Can’t Find My Way Home.
John Bell by WSMFP! January 12, 2020

belaytionship 

A relationship centered around adventure. Belay generally refers to rock climbing, but this is not always the case.
True love means always catching each other’s falls... that’s why I’m in a belaytionship!
belaytionship by EnigmaticDragon January 28, 2018

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14
*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”
The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.
Taco Bell by Tony Stark May 16, 2003