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Snap battle

A battle of pics based on a certain topic on snapchat. Can be used for various reasons and usually includes up to 10 ppl and judge
Me and Jessica were having a snap battle with her friends on snapchat.
by ERB luvs dance July 16, 2014
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Roast battle

Roast. Battle

A bunch of indian preteens trying to act edgy and say things that they wouldn’t dare say to their mommies.
These idiotic 9 year olds had the most sad roast battle I had ever seen.
by Beta wala October 15, 2018
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bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008
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Battle Axe

A two handed punch to the face. grasp you right fist with your' left hand (as if holding an imaginary handle). Deliver blow from up behind your' shoulder into the face of other person.
If cornered by some one, or if someone runs at you, a Battle Axe to the face for neck will annihilate them. particularly useful against dickheads
by Wall of Death October 27, 2010
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Battlefield 2

A online PS2 game that connects North America with Europe. This cuases North Americans to not creat servers (games) to play. A problem this causes is when the Europeans go to sleep North americans cannot play. This game also has a ranking system updates every 2-5 hours. This game also has points and PPH which i think is Points per hour but It is hard to raise and easy to lower.
Omfg i cant creat a Battlefield 2 server!
by MapleStory guy October 30, 2006
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battlefield 1942

Oh. My. GOD! It sucks so much! It looks like someone **** in the hard drive, plugged it in and, boom, there you go. But besides that, the code sucks too. Random lag on a LAN, crashes, kicks and a bunch of other crap that just sucks too. The game itself is boring and populated by idiots (direct quotes about team damage, from people complaining about TKers: "Its the skill of the game!" "i'll come back into the room only if you turn team damage on" (to which a friend of mine replies "So you can tk us?" (he says back "Exactly! TKing is fun! Its the best part of the game")

Besides that, its like the Beyonce` of games, really popular, but for no apparent reason. Wait, I take that back, Beyonce` is hot. Did I mention its just not fun? The flak turrets (essentialy the only anti-air devices in the game) take forever to actually hit something, and you need to hit a plane at least 6 times to actually destroy it, and it requires at least a football field of leading. The maps are so massive that the only way across is via vehicle, which the entire team usually ends up camping because of the previous statement. Otherwise, you get to do one of the only fun things in the game, which is to pilot really big ships. Even then, the fun doesn't last. The submarines best ability, being able to go underwater, is completley nerfed by the fact that when you do go underwater, all you can see is a background of what a submerged submarine supposedly looks like from the inside. No lock on torpedoes, no radar, no aiming up, even. The destroyers... Oh, the destroyers... I remeber passing another one and engaging in combat, and after destroying it, the explosion somehow travelled the 700-900 feet and went right into the place I was piloting the ship from. Damn realistic physics. What i'm trying to say is that the enemy ship sunk, mine didn't, but I died for no apparent reason... Other than that, there is the battleship, but people complain if you move it CLOSER to the objectives, since obviously, that would be a detriment to capturing them. Maybe its because the massive battleship has about the same armor as a goliath, and it takes about 10-15 defgun shots to utterly destroy... People complain about this, since they're too busy capturing the points to protect their own intital spawn point, and then complain about playing as a teammate... Oh, and the planes are impossible to fly... They have the same max speed as a skateboard and can hardly make it off the landing strip without a "pull-up pull up!!" moment... Oh, theres also incredibly slow swimming segments to get to land (the people who give a rats ass about realism should note that if the guns weren't covered in plastic (a la` Saving Private Ryan) they'd get waterlogged and not be able to shoot) without a boat, plane or mystical genie at which point you're pretty much a sitting duck, and cannot fire back or swim faster. At all. Theres also the deathmatch part of it... All I have to say is "good luck" since if you can actually find someone in the vehicle you inevitable used to get to the land, you deserve to kill them... Although, watch out, because realistically, if you try to go up too far, your plane starts to glide backwards like a kite. Realistically. And if you do land, the best tactic is to camp camp camp and camp some more. I even talked to one of the top 3 scorers post game and said all he did was stay in one place the whole game and hardly move an inch... Spawncamping in dive bombers is also an excellent tactic, as I followed and spectated the high scorer during the game, and you will never guess what he was doing. Ever. Never never never never.
Person 1: Lets go play SUPER REALISTIC battlefield online, so we can have fun. Realistic fun.
Person 2: Bull crap, Battlefield is as fun as dental work. Lets go play UT2k4
by Simon July 22, 2004
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battle ox

a large, disgusting, hideous specimen of the female form typically being pursued by your most inept friend under the influence, usually, of extreme beer goggling. A favorite target of shameless beta males, the battle ox serves as a slightly more uncommon "kill" in the icehouse to the usual staple diet of "tatanka" or "heffers" and other various fatties.. a battle ox is of linebacker size and stature with the face of a Hogbeast. see also "wildebeast", "hogbeast", and "Primagen".
"fours" and "fatties" are nothing new to him.... dude, i thought he could sink no lower than the primagen in his long history of unbearable disgusting kills.....until i saw the mindless smiling shtyla slinking out the back door of the pub with that enourmous BATTLE OX at closing..
by LordOgdenTheMerciless October 29, 2007
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