alphabitize

the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.

Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!

by cork1357 July 6, 2008

Gen Alpha

Basically people born in 2018 and higher.

Guy: Hey look he's in Gen Alpha.

by WordWizard_123LOL October 26, 2020

Alpha

A girl in class who wont shut the fuck up.

That chick is a total alpha.

by Byebyebye111 January 18, 2017

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

Alpha cuck

Is the highest cuck within the beta orbit. Is chosen by Ratface for breeding. There offspring is known as a fetushead.

I saw jack yelling at a n E.J. I guess that means he's the alpha cuck

by Nomse November 1, 2017

going alpha israel

Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha

Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel

by batis November 15, 2014

AGB (Alpha Gamma Bravo)

Realizing that all frats are weak and soft, an elite group of individuals specializing in the consumption of alcohol, formed a unique rival faction. Far superior to typical greek social houses, AGB incorporates bad-ass armed forces influences (hence bravo in the namesake) to cement the fact they are better than their "frat-tastic" counterparts. Ironically, it is sometimes observed that the behavior of this exclusive group is frighteningly close to that of a typical fratboy. This is attributed to the fact that AGB members command a vastly superior intellect and are openly mocking these lesser mortals for their outrageous dress and inferior manhood. Members can be identified by their rugged good-looks, their overall BAMF-ness, and the occasional AGB forearm bump.

He must be in AGB, look how many hotties are hanging on him.

AGB (ALPHA GAMMA BRAVO)! AGB! YEAH MOFOS!
BOOMTOWN!!!

by The Original Godfather November 21, 2010